April 2012
29 posts
"I know where you can chain your bike, riiight...
Something I said to an absolute stranger yesterday that I’m okay with.
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
thallydraper:
I JUST HEARD MY GRANDMA CALL SOMEONE AN ASSHOLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
At 4am while I was in the emergency room my mother said “fuck” for the first time in front of me in 20 years.
It was also my father’s first time hearing her say it too, and they’ve known each other for apparently 30 years?
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