opwronghole: If your ear is stretched enough that I can put my dick through it I’m gonna put my dick through it. This was actually my goal when i was gauging my ears in high school. I stopped though.
I have weird dreams; post 3
I have recently signed up to be on the Dr. Dog street team, just to hang up posters around my home town. So then I get a call from the street team informing me that I will actually have to pick the band up and bring them to the venue. I go to meet the band, who drive around in an old rusty Ford truck. They all seemed fine at first, but then “Scott” becomes violently ill and needs...
I have weird dreams; post 2
A zombie apocalypse has broken out in my town. Me and four of my other friends decide we need to protect the children of the local elementary school, so we all hide with them in one and board up the doors. Unfortunately, the zombies find their way in. I am not sure but I think I was bitten. There is a large wave of little children zombies who flood the building. All of a sudden, my friend Rob...
I have weird dreams; post 1
After leaving what I assume was a funeral, or the scene of a homicide, I crossed the street of what appears to be the road from Radiohead’s video for “Karma Police” to the University of Vermont. It turned to day at some point while crossing the road. Upon arriving at this little shack that only has three walls, I walk in to a room full of what looks like extras from Camp Bisco;...